ryanpurtill:

I like looking back through my Tumblr for old things I wrote. Here is an old one that I love and posted when I had like three followers. I thought I would re-share it with you guys since it took me like 20 hours of research and legal work. I think everyone today should post the first post they ever did….or don’t….Fine!..It was just an idea..Geez.

Mall stores that sound like euphemisms for genitalia

1. In and Out Burger

2. Baby Gap

3. Chick Fillet

4. Bag & Baggage

5. Lady’s Footlocker

6. Lovesac

7. Pink

8. Pandora’s Box

9. Wet Seal

10. Yankee Candle