alanchan:

patmak:

alanchan:

After watching Tom Brady do his thing on Monday Night Football, I have to say that he is probably the best quarterback in the league right now. And I hate the Patriots… almost as much as I hate the Red Sox.

After watching Tom Brady Eli Manning do his thing on Monday Sunday Night Football, I have to say that he is probably the best quarterback in the league right now. And I hate the Patriots… almost as much as I hate the Red Sox Yankees.

Fact 1: The New York Giants, in week 1, beat the Washington Redskins 23-17.

Fact 2: The St. Louis Rams lost to the Redskins 9-7.

Fact 3: The Rams got shut out by the Seattle Seahawks 28-0.

Fact 4: The Seahawks got beat by the San Francisco 49ers 23-10.

Fact 5: Calculating by the scores (by dividing their score by their opponents score), the Giants scored slightly above 1.35x the Redskins. The Redskins scored slightly below 1.29x the Rams.

Hypothesis 1: By multiplying the scoring multipliers, we can conclude that the Giants would have outscored the Rams by about 1.74x.

Fact 6: Calculating by the scores, the Seahawks scored infinity times higher than the Rams (or shut them out). The 49ers scored exactly 2.3x the Seahawks.

Hypothesis 2: By using the same scoring multipliers, we can conclude the 49ers would have had infinity times the score of the Rams (AKA shut out).

Fact 7: Infinity > 1.74x

Conclusion: If the Giants were to play the 49ers and the Giants were to replicate their week 1 outing and the 49ers were to replicate their week 2 outing, the 49ers would beat the Giants. Therefore, the 49ers are better than the Giants.

Fact 8: Boom, baby.

You can’t argue with that logic. Straight up 9th grade math in your face.