Drunk Person:  What up. Wherer u at

Me:  Heyy... I was passed out. Just woke up now to take more medicine. How was it? Fun stuff?

DP:  Yueah brob alrea)df frunk

Me:  Haha nice!

DP:  Cool mnn s peopse

Me:  

DP:  Yo I be schioling these kids in. Ponhg

Me:  Haha... U showem.

DP:  Qghagt