August 2009
23 posts
Robbing the cradle
Viv: Don't invite me to your wedding.
Pat: Fine. I won't.
Viv: No. Invite me. I wanna see the woman thats willing to put up with you.
Pat: You never will... Cause she hasn't been born yet!
Pet Names
ryanpurtill:
Dom: Do you call your girlfriend any cute pet names?
Me: Naa not really, you?
Dom: I call my girlfriend Twitter..cause she is constantly asking me what I’m doing.
I wonder how many people get nervous when I step on the plane.
2 Live Crew - Hoochie Mama
hahahahaha…...
The Ataris - Boys Of Summer
If you don’t expect too much from me, you might not get let down.
All Time Low - Weightless
WatchThe Microsoft Fune
WatchRobin Williams on technology
Owl City - Fireflies
Matt Nathanson - Come On Get Higher
“What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was...”
– Unknown (via bitchville)
I honostly believe this is the story of my life
patmak:
Jer Coons - Legs
Jay Sean (feat. Lil’ Wayne) - Down
