June 2009
11 posts
ListenMickey Avalon - My Dick
Jun 29th
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The iPhone 3GS - Now With More Old Features!
Jun 27th
Jun 23rd
Army orders base network admins to lift...
Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and more are now available from my workstation. My productivity will surely be declining at an exponential rate!
Jun 22nd
ListenPeter Gabriel - In Your Eyes I’m outside of...
Jun 15th
Jun 12th
Top 10 Geek Pick-Up Lines
Our love is like dividing by zero… you can’t define it. Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com? I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply. Let’s go back to MySpace, and you can Twitter all over my Facebook. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force. You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know...
Jun 11th
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Dane Cook [Photostream]
Jun 7th
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Dane Cook Entrance
Jun 7th
Text Conversation w/ a Drunk Person
Drunk Person: What up. Wherer u at
Me: Heyy... I was passed out. Just woke up now to take more medicine. How was it? Fun stuff?
DP: Yueah brob alrea)df frunk
Me: Haha nice!
DP: Cool mnn s peopse
Me:
DP: Yo I be schioling these kids in. Ponhg
Me: Haha... U showem.
DP: Qghagt
Jun 7th
Jun 6th